But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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