I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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