Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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