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It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
So. Much. Porn.
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