I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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How's work?
Spinning.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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