Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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