I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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