I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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