And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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