That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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