You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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