i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Semen is not good for contacts.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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