How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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