the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
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I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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