Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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