I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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