Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
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in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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