If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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