Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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