Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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