Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
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How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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