...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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