I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I understand Curling. That high.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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