did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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