like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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