My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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