There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
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and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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