You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just tell him i said nine months
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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