I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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