hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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