Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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