is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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