Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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