My nipple is on Facebook.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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