I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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