I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
