Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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