I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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