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you sound like my dream girl
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
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if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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