I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
