Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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