just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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