I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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