The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I am naked and annoyed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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