I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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