How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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