Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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