Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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