Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
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I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just want to make out with him forever
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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