No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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