she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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