Your dad touched me again.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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