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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.

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  How did that happen by accident?

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  I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does

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  i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play

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• (940): View more from Texas

  Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.

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• (315): View more from New York

  How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend

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  I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.

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