The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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