Did you just see the Batmobile???
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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they're like a gay fantastic four
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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