that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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