Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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