i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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