He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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